Lift A

Last time when i was a JC kid, i saw an incident.

I was going home and got into this lift of my old house.

A strong stench of shit smell overwhelmed me. It was too late as the door closed.

OMG! Who threw such a large chunk of shit on the wall of the lift?!?!?!? It was at a height of 20cm taller than me.

The lift was an old one, so getting from ground floor to the 11th floor take 50sec.

Each of that 50sec was like a day. Oh my, why were i not more observant?

During that great 50sec, i thought about why it happened...

Case 1:

Cos the person couldnt wait for the lift to land (the lift's juz too slow!), so decided to shit on his hands. To prevent pple from stepping or accidentally touching it. He spread it over the wall just high enough so that pple couldnt reach it, also in an attempt to clean his hands.

Case 2:

The person had a feud with the cleaner..


I got home panting. "Ma, pls tell the others dun take lift A..."

=D