Quotes

If you love someone....

ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....


THE NEW VERSIONS.....

Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was



Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.



Impatient:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time
forget her.



Patient:

If you love someone,
Set her free ..
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back ...



Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back,
and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat *



C++ Programmer:

if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;



Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!



Lawyers:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly states that...



Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.